sebthemagicdragon:

takanye:

echat:

all you girls out there had that stage where you played online dress up games dont even lie

what do you mean had

what do you mean girls

(via boldlytreks)

thefourteenthdoctor:

watchtheskytonight:

spirit-of-the-ocean:

my uncle used to be one of those people who drove dead people to cemeteries and such 

then he became a taxi driver and the person he was driving tapped his shoulder to ask a question and my uncle screamed really loud

IT’S BACK

I’m sure that’s what he thought.

(Source: leannaheart, via miamihe4t)

potatobastard:

koikoimotherfuckers:

that-man-is-playing-galaga:

Some people just know how to do birthday cards.

birthday cards against humanity

(via sarahflowerrrs)

the-great-sherlock:

iamtherightkirsti:

wow he really hates school

This guy speaks to me on a spiritual level

(Source: watchthefirefliesdance, via sarahflowerrrs)

teachingliteracy:

elysemarshall:
This is so cute I don’t even know what to do with myself.

teachingliteracy:

elysemarshall:

This is so cute I don’t even know what to do with myself.

(Source: twitter.com, via daynayeo)

freckledtrekkie:

doctorsherlocklokison:

captainmjolnir:

I’ve never understood the stereotype that women are more likely to faint at blood

I mean seriously

what do you think we do every month

DAMMIT THEY WEREN’T SUPPOSED TO KNOW ABOUT THE WEREWOLF THING

AWH COME ON GUYS THAT WAS A SECRET FOR A REASON

(Source: gameofbooze, via sarahflowerrrs)

frayland:

literally the most badass moment in the history of animated film

(via sarahflowerrrs)

pemsylvania:

welcome to my crib sorry it’s a little small i’ve had it since I was a baby

(via boldlytreks)

theperksofbeingbucky:

Seb Stan making adorable little baby faces oh sweet lord Jesus

(via ssebastiansstan)

"He’s not in control…and he’d hate that more than anything."

(Source: willqrham, via ssebastiansstan)

australianprostitute:

superlockedphan:

tonilstark:

the-fandoms-are-cool:

the-drug-child:

i love this more then i really should

JESUS CHRIST WHY ARE WASPS HIGHER ON THE LIST THAN PRISONERS
PRISONERS AT LEAST HAVE THE CAPACITY TO SIT POLITELY AND CONGRATULATE YOU WASPS ARE THE PHYSICAL INCARNATION OF METATRON’S DICK FUCKING YOU IN THE ASS WITH NO LUBE

That is the best description I have ever heard.

are we all going to just the ignore the kraken


yes we are

australianprostitute:

superlockedphan:

tonilstark:

the-fandoms-are-cool:

the-drug-child:

i love this more then i really should

JESUS CHRIST WHY ARE WASPS HIGHER ON THE LIST THAN PRISONERS

PRISONERS AT LEAST HAVE THE CAPACITY TO SIT POLITELY AND CONGRATULATE YOU WASPS ARE THE PHYSICAL INCARNATION OF METATRON’S DICK FUCKING YOU IN THE ASS WITH NO LUBE

That is the best description I have ever heard.

are we all going to just the ignore the kraken

yes we are

(Source: mrmiyahgi, via boldlytreks)

darksigyn:

chasexjackson:

unnecessary love triangles

image

image

(Source: chasexjackson, via wolfspirals)