eatingisfab:

i am pretty

  • pretty dumb 
  • pretty stupid
  • pretty annoying

(via pizza)

“You nearly died today,” he says. “I almost shot you. Why didn’t you shoot me, Tris?” “I couldn’t do that,” I say. “It would have been like shooting myself.”

(Source: beatriceprios, via peeta-and-tobias)

mexicankitsch:

Bitch, dont you “previously on…” me. I have been watching this show for 5 hours. I know what happened.

(via grantire)

idolizingidina:

"No, I’m not seasick. Yes, I have always been green. No, I didn’t eat grass as a child." —Elphaba, Wicked

(via grantire)

tygermama:

  • the Avengers get really bored one day and pick names out of a hat and trade costumes and spend the rest of the day pretending they got bodyswapped to mess with Tony
  • it’s Steve’s idea

(via grantire)

awwww-cute:

First time through a car wash

awwww-cute:

First time through a car wash

jean-luc-gohard:

I was born in the wrong generation. This generation is still racist as fuck and I can’t download a pizza. Wake me up in the year 3019.

(via lukeisaflower)

grates:

grates:

im using tweezers to get all the seeds out of a strawberry this is Extreme Procrastination 

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this was absolutely not worth the effort i regret doing it

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plinys:

best of 2013: (3/12) movies - star trek: into darkness

↳ “You should have let me sleep.”

(via mystiquesdestiny)

slovvbro:

staayyggolden:

slovvbro:

What if the 4th of July was on Friday the 13th D:

Whose the fucking idiot who said this? How can u have two dates together?

have u ever fuckin heard of a double date

(via lukeisaflower)

poppunkbrittatl:

This weeks American hero. 

(Source: pleatedjeans, via lukeisaflower)